Sentences you thought you'd never hear...

I'm in a funny mood and you know how some things just strike you as too funny?  Well, one of my older clients was just here telling me his tale of woe and his soon to be divorced son's tale of woe and well, here's a sentence I never expected to hear:

"She got pregnant on purpose; he's very athletic."

I mean, do you even get that?  It's like:

"Hand me that piano."

Or, to quote George Carlin:

"I don't care what you do to the girl, just leave me alone."