It's Sunday and I was enjoying the silence. But I reminded myself that I do have things to do and errands to run - and that working at home means actually staying at home and working during the weekdays. So I finally motivated myself to load my trash bag into my old-lady cart and headed out the door for my weekly Publix bean run. I turned around to lock the door behind me and when I grabbed the handle of my cart to drag it to the car, there was an orange tiger cat lying on the walk outside my door. "Peter!" I said, rather loudly in a panicked tone. "You can't come outside!" And I abandoned my trash-filled cart and handbag to chase (that is a term used loosely here) the cat down the sidewalk and around the building. He wouldn't stop for me and I kept trying to grab his tail - or something! - to corral this runaway feline. I almost had him when I happened to get a good look at his butt. That's when I realized that this orange tiger cat wasn't Peter at all. I should know because I've been checking Pete's nether regions for a week to make sure he's healing properly from his big boy operation. Not that I ususally make a habit of looking at cat butts, but after checking out this one, I was relieved to know that this rather well-endowed cat wasn't my sweet little Petey.
11 years ago
you crack me up! I can just see all this in my mind's eye! Never a dull moment in that life of yours!
ReplyDeleteReally - my life isn't always one big commotion. Really.
ReplyDeleteSo funny that you'd mistake one orange cat for another :-)
ReplyDeleteMistaken identity...I actually once picked up my kitty from the vet after something routine. It was a crazy day and didn't look at him until we got home and I opened the kennel. Out came a total stranger...oops! Back to the (embarressed)vet for a trade in.
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