No, I don't mean the sheer commercialism and the fact that they have all their Christmas stuff out and it's not even Halloween yet. I mean literally. Nausea and vomiting sick. Dizzy and unable to keep anything down sick. Okay, I may be slightly crazy (who isn't?) but I am not a hypochondriac. Every time I go to WalMart, I am sick the following day. Yesterday, I went there to buy two reams of printer paper, a box of envelopes and a package of labels to print address labels. Everyone knows they have the best prices on this stuff. While I was there I bought two bagels: one whole wheat (which I ate for breakfast) and one everything bagel, which I ate for lunch. That's all I ate all day long. By ten last night, I was sick. Sick, sick, sick and wanting to curl up and die. I can't blame this on the Chinese food because that was long gone by then. All I ate all day long was those two bagels - and I didn't even put anything on them - no butter, no schmear. I don't know if it's something in the air at WalMart, all of the sick people infecting the air while they wait for their $4 prescriptions or all the stuff that's made in China. I mean, it could be a Communist plot. Or a Socialist plot, at the very least. See, I'm still slightly delirious.
I hate Walmart. Avoid it like the plague (maybe that's what you have...) Hope you're feeling better.
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